My girlfriend farts all the time.........?

my g/f farts all the time, how can i help her, she even makes faces as she farts, just like a bloke, what can i do to help this poor sole, all help would be a blessing....
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please help me, the stench is putrid, all she does is laugh and then continue to fart agin with full facial expressions, help me 'o' godMy girlfriend farts all the time.........?
And the problem with that is??????????????
i have no clue.......i'm really sorry i couldn't be of more help! good luck xxx
she sounds like a friend of mine,she always laughs when she farts,tell her that you don't like it,and make sure she avoids eating baked beans and sprouts,they will make her fart more.With the burping,she should aviod fizzy drinks,i hate it when people burp loud.
Find her a large cork!